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You May Be Redneck... If You Have A Velvet Bedspread.
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-- You may be redneck...
if you have a velvet bedspread.
Related:
You may be redneck... if you have velvet paintings above your mantle.
You may be redneck... if you have velvet Elvis paintings...in plain view.
You may be redneck... if there's an velvet Elvis portrait in your home.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
You may be redneck... if you buy a new house & have to remove the wheels.
You may be redneck... if you have a gunrack on your bicycle.
You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you have ever financed a tattoo.
