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• The early bird who catches the worm works for someone who comes in late and owns the worm farm.
  -- Travis McGee...
• To the unwashed public, that woman is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
  -- Anthony Newley re: ex-wife Joan Colli...
• Don't give a woman advice: one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.
  -- Oscar Wilde...
• Never tell a woman that you didn't realize she was pregnant unless you're certain that she is.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.