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Babes are like roads.
Babes prefer hard disks to floppy ones.
Babies are such a nice way to start people. -- Don Herold
Babies do it in their pants.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach.
..it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say, "What are you doing here?...
BABIES: easy to make, hard to deliver.
Babies speak in many languages before they find one that grown-ups understand.
BA: Branch Anywhere
Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of hysterical laughter.
-- Keith Laumer, _Night of De...
Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.

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