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• My mother said, "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate.
  I said, "Just wait." -- Judy Tenuta...
• You remind me of my brother Bosco--only he had a human head. -- Judy Tenuta
• This guy was puffing his cigar in my petite flower face!
  So I said, "If I wanted to shorten my life--I'd date ya!" -- Judy Tenuta...
• I majored in nursing. I had to drop it. I ran out of milk. -- Judy Tenuta
• It's hard to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic just because she lives in your body!
  -- Judy Tenuta...
• Basic Baggage Principle: Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.
• Whatever carousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.
  -- Basic Baggage Principle...
• Judy Swain: An orphan, you know. Andy: Really?
  What happened? Did his parents die? -- Judy Swain & Deputy Andy Brennan, _Twin Peaks_...
• Til you drop that heavy baggage you're dragging behind, there won't be room for us to both go this ride.
  -- 10,000 Maniac...