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A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients.
Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are...
A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him.
A wizard is only as good as his spells," people will often say.
It is telling however, that this statement is only made by people who have never been wizards themselves....
A wizard must always know how to use words. Practice smiling as you recite the following simple exercise.
First: "The spell has not worked. It is best that you get out of your house before it explode...
A wizard must do his best not to judge any person or thing on their first appearance.
A wizard's reputation is his bond, or so the sages say.
And, as all learned men know, a reputation is difficult to build, and all too easily besmirched....
A wizard without a sword, thank you.
awk: 1. n. [UNIX techspeak] An interpreted language for massaging text data developed by Alfred Aho, Peter Weinberger, and Brian Kernighan (the name derives from their initials).
It is cha...
Awkward Age: the period lasting from birth until death.
A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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