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working as designed: [IBM] adj. 1. In conformance to a wrong or inappropriate specificatio
useful, but misdesigned. 2. Frequently used as a sardonic comment on a program's utility....
Working as Designed n.
Working computer hardware is a lot like an erect peni
it stays up as long as you don't fuck with it. -- Motto of the Electrical Enginee...
Working is for people who don't sail.
Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy.
-- Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV...
Working on custom(ADM) is a lot like being drummer for Spinal Tap. -- an anonymous SCO employee
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
Work is for people who can't.
Work is for people who don't fish, hunt or play golf.
Work is just something to do between break

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