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World War III? No thanks!
World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
WORLDWIDE JOKE SHORTAGE: Comedians everywhere are suffering due to the worldwide joke shortage.
World-wide practice of Conservation and the fair and continued access by all nations to the resources they need are the two indispensable foundations of continuous plenty and of permanent peace.
-- G...
worm: [from `tapeworm' in John Brunner's novel "The Shockwave Rider", via XEROX PARC] n.
A program that propagates itself over a network, reproducing itself as it goes....
Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke. -- Claude McDonald
Worries go down better with soup. -- Yiddish proverb
Worry casts a huge shadow on a small problem. -- Swedish proverb
Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Worry is a human emotion. -- Spock, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4

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