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• Acting is not very hard. The most important things are to be able to laugh and cry.
  If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. And if I have to laugh, well, I think of my sex life....
• A beer won't switch the TV channel. -- Men vs. Bee
• Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other.
• Do they still keep track of me at the Agency?" "We heard you married some old Nazi.
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• ib site n. [by analogy with backbone site] A machine that has an on-demand high-speed link to a backbone site and serves as a regional distribution point for lots of third-party traffic in email and Usenet news.
  Compare leaf site, backbone site....
• ib site: [by analogy with {backbone site}] n. A machine that has an on-demand high-speed link to a {backbone site} and serves as a regional distribution point for lots of third-party traffic in email and USENET news.
  Compare {leaf site}, {backbone site}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• If you've half a mind to watch TV, that's enough!