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Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different?
Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know. -- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch...
Would I turn on the gas if my pal Mugsy were in there?
You might, rabbit, you might! -- Looney Tunes, Bugs and Thugs (1954, Friz Freleng)...
Would make an excellent illustration in a proctology textbook.
Would Mozart have written disco?
Would Mozart have written rap?
Wouldn't ban bazookas, only criminals. -- Conservative idea #3
Wouldn't it be great if cops gave you tickets--to a show?
You're doing seventy in a forty-mile zone and they say, "All right, take this ticket--to a Wayne Newton show....
Wouldn't it be nice if there was an Escape key for all of our problems?
Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
I could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife....
Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cure for AIDS in the marketplace before Magic Johnson gets AIDS?
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/13/91 (CNN) [Note...

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