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Witches] steal young children out of their cradles, ministerio daemonum, and put deformed in their rooms, which we call changelings.
-- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Pa...
Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum.
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil.
(2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil....
Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", stardate unknow
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With a billion dollars you too can push trashy software! (C)MS
With a calendar your days are numbered!
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
-- Otto von Bismark...

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