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With all of your money, your poor can be fed.
With all the fancy scientists in the world, why can't they just once build a nuclear balm?
With all the important issues of the day, why the media focus on O.J.?
With all the stuff on the shelves now stamped "improved," what in blue blazes were we buying before?
With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
-- Ralph Kiner [on introducing an award winner]...
With all those balls, why isn't matzoh macho?
With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
With a modem, I can take on the world!
With a name like CHOCOLATE, it's got to be good!
With a name like Mangled Baby Ducks, you know it's gotta be good!
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