Related:

• With a gentleman I try to be a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.
  -- Otto von Bismark...
• I could try for the rest of my life, but that wouldn't be half enough.
• Politics is the doctrine of the possible, the attainable. -- Otto von Bismark (1815-1898)
• Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
  -- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years.
  "What about X?" "I said `intellectual'." ;login, 9/1990...
• I gotta be sure this isn't another scientific fraud like global warming or second-hand smoke.
  Mayo...
• I'm a fraud - a poor, lazy, sexy fraud." -Bende
• Die Politik is keine exakte Wissenschaft. [Politics are not an exact science.
  ] -- Otto von Bismark (1815-1898)...