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• Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe
• The very hairs of your head are all numbered. -- New Testament -- Matthew x, 30
• These days when your ship comes in, the government docks it.
• Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days)
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  Founded in 1984 and originally consisting only of IBM PCs and compatibles, FidoNet now includes such diverse machines as Apple ][s, Ataris, Amigas, and Unix systems....
• To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
  1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
• Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency. -- Foghorn Legho
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