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While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you.
It's a Spanish story about a guy named `Manual'. -- Dilbe...
While your friend holds you affectionately by both your hands you are safe, for you can watch both of his.
-- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), "The Devil's Dictionary", 1911...
Whilst that for which all virtue now is sold, And almost every vice,--almighty gold.
-- Ben Jonson (1573-1637) -- Epistle to Elizabeth, Countess of Rutland...
Whilst thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head. -- William Shakespeare
Whilst twilight's curtain spreading far, Was pinned with a single star.
-- McDonald Clarke (1798-1842) -- Death in Disguise, Line 227, (Boston edition, 1833.)...
Whil topping off my gas tank at a California self-service gas station this morning, a policeman next to me remarked "You know it's illegal to top off your tank here.
I replied, "I had my eggs over e...
Whine your way to Total Alienatio
Whip cream, chocolate, baby oil... what did you have in mind?
Whip it, baby. Whip it right. Whip it, baby. Whip it all night!
Whip me, beat me, but don't make me read my mail online!

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