When I Was Your Age, I Always Did It For Half An Hour A Day.
When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day.
Now I'll give YOU something to believe. I'm just one hundred and one, five months and a day.
I can't believe THAT!" said Alice. "Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone....
To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness.
I did so at the age of four-and-a-half. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company....
You're five? Hell, when I was your age, I was six!
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles to a...
When I was your age we ate wood and rocks ... Cripes! - Re
When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.
How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and Mr....
That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day.
Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky....