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• Marge: [sees SLH chewing on a chair] Bad dog! [sees Snowball scratching up the couch] Bad cat!
  [sees a fawn licking something] Bad fawn! [looks puzzled] -- Bad moose, and squirrel, and elephant and three-toed sloth....
• It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Asphalt: rectal trouble
• What makes people afraid to hit the space bar? Is it sloth, or ignorance?
  Becausesomepeoplefeelthatitistheirrighttotypeprogramsanywaytheywantand iftheydonotwanttousespacesthentheCompilershouldunderstandthat....
• Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get it over with.
  Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us....
• Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density, and pressure, the organism will do what it damn well pleases.
  -- Harward's Law...
• What did the colliding particle say to the other particle while under a temperature gradient?
  Oh, I'm sorry! -- Sore...
• Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder.
• Your messages have the subtlety of a rectal thermometer.