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• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....
• Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
• As for the Christian theology, can you imagine anything more appallingly idiotic than the Christian idea of heaven?
  What kind of deity is it that would be capable of creating angels and men to sing his praises day and night to all eternity?...
• Only fools and dead men don't change their minds. Fools won't.
  Dead men can't. -- John H. Patterso...
• Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
• Hangovers go away. -- Men vs. Bee
• DAWN: The time when men of reason go to bed.
• Some men go through a forest and see no firewood.