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• What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
  I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....
• Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" -- Steven Wrigh
• Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
  Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide....
• Earth Army Recruiting Center: What are you, chicken? Buk buk buk!
• What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
• Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes just like chicken, it tastes just like chicken!
  ' If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken?? -- Bob Goldthwai...
• Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?
  Cohen: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.