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• Barium: What you do with dead chemists.
• All the baby birds are dead.
• Pro-Choice? What choice did the dead baby have?
• What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and moving around, and seeing things.
  .. that kind of almost dead....
• As funny as a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
  -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body...
• Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
• Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life.
  The only completely consistent people are the dead. Aldous Huxley ['Do What You Will', 1929]...