A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and
demolishing the house across the street. Dad went to the door, opened it,
surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!" and closed the door.
-- Tim Conway
demolishing the house across the street. Dad went to the door, opened it,
surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!" and closed the door.
-- Tim Conway
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