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We've had some good times, we've had some damnably good laughs, haven't we?
Yes...can't think of any _specific_ ones myself... -- George and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
We've just received the results of a survey conducted to ascertain the various reasons men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
According to the report, 2% are motivated by a desire to visit the...
We've missed you; we'll aim better next time!
We've recently learned where Dolly Parton buys her bra
We've replaced Bruce's harddrive with Folgers Crystals, Lets watch...
We've replaced your Bank account with new Folger's crystals!
We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's Crystals.
We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.
The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away....
We've shot off over a million cannon shells, and what's the result?
One dachschund with a slight limp. -- Edmund : Private Plane...
We view things not only from different sides, but with different eyes -- we have no wish to find them alike.
-- Pascal...

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