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• We secretly switched your salt with Folger's crystals. -- Ryan Rieck
• Your real tagline has been replace with Folger's Crystals.
• We have secretly replaced Bob's life with Folgers Crystals.
• Now, if my bank gave *Video* Toasters with each new account . . .
• Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals.
  Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and percolated....
• We've replaced Bruce's harddrive with Folgers Crystals, Lets watch...
• If we don't get some money in our bank account soon, we'll be arrested for impersonating the government.
• If you are really brave, trying writing a check to the IRS when you don't have money in your account at the bank.