Miscellaneous Collections

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We use an amalgam of mercury in modern dentistry because other metals, by themselves, are not sufficiently malleable to be worked with at the normal temperatures inside the human mouth.
But mercury- m...
We used to be Schizophrenic.
We used to have a dog. He begged for scraps from the table, and by God, we fed him!
Now we have a Spotless kitchen. -- Phyllis Dille...
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing.
But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town....
We've already established what you are, ma'am. Now we're just haggling over the price.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology.
We have arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. Thi...
We've been banned from Argo, every one...
We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, since when we've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.
-- Edmund : Goodbyeee......
We've been *there*, and found it boring...
We've been through so much together and most of it was your fault!

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