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• We ARGO ing to get in trouble.....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling every day from Oral Roberts!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
  And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
• Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software.
  Such contraband is prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringes on the inalienable right of Microsoft to make money....
• moking clover n. [ITS] A display hack originally due to Bill Gosper.
  Many convergent lines are drawn on a color monitor in such a way that every pixel struck has its color incremented....
• moking clover: [ITS] n. A {display hack} originally due to Bill Gosper.
  Many convergent lines are drawn on a color monitor in {AOS} mode (so that every pixel struck has its color incremented)....
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• What things have we seen Done at the Mermaid! heard words that have been So nimble and so full of subtile flame As if that every one from whence they came Had meant to put his whole wit in a je
  And resolved to live a fool the rest Of his dull life....