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We should be grateful for subways. At least they've taken crime off the street. -- Will Jorda
We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.
We should close only the military bases that Clinton served on.
We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
-- Ronald W. Reaga...
We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.
-- Senator Dan Quayle, 9/6/88 -- (reported in Esquire, 8/92), also reported by Newswe...
We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. -- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
We should eliminate doubt, I think...
We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.
We should go metric every inch of the way!
We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if only words were taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things themselves.
-- John Locke (1632-1704)...

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