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• printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
  [... 20 lines ...] printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())...
• Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, mankind should be thinking about getting more use out of the weapons we already have.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• printk("CPU[%d]: Sending penguins to jail...",smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• printk("CPU[%d]: Giving pardon to imprisoned penguins\n", smp_processor_id())
  2.4.8 arch/sparc64/kernel/smp.c...
• Homer: We could build snowmen. Burns: No, I have a better idea!
  We could build real men, out of snow! Homer: Oh. Okay....
• What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
  -- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
• crippleware n. 1. [common] Software that has some important functionality deliberately removed, so as to entice potential users to pay for a working version.
  2. [Cambridge] Variety of guiltware that exhorts you to donate to some charity (compare careware, nagware)....
• crippleware: n. 1. Software that has some important functionality deliberately removed, so as to entice potential users to pay for a working version.
  2. [Cambridge] {Guiltware} that exhorts you to donate to some charity (compare {careware}, {nagware})....
• We build bodies that last a lifetime.