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• Preparing for a blind date and wanting to cover all bases, guy buys a new packet of condoms from the chemist for the date.
  Guess who the blind date turns out to be? The woman who served him in the chemist shop!...
• FUBAR -- military term which describes Clinton's foreign policy.
• No military, lots of sex, some pot...hey!, Clinton's a hippie!
• It should be Hillary Ram-rod Clinton.
• As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #56
• The only change involved with Clinton is at McDonald's.
• Praise is like champagne; it should be served while it is still bubbling.
• Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized w/your vote
• In a Democracy only those laws which have their bases in folkways or the approval of strong groups have a chance of being enforced.
  -- Abraham Myerso...