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We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH?
We hire Orcus to be our guide. -- Famous Last Word
We hold college football players to _higher_ standards than Clinton.
We hold that each man is the best judge of his own interest. -- John Adam
We hold these truths to be self-evident,--that all men are created equal
hat they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Righ...
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
-- Bill Vaugha...
We humans are full of unpredictable emotions that logic cannot solve.
-- Kirk, "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" stardate 2712.4....
We humans have a streak of barbarism in us -- appalling, but there nevertheless.
-- Kirk, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9....
Weight lifters are now taking steroids and the male hormone testosterone.
One guy had so much male hormone in him he had to be classified as an East German woman!...
We in America today are nearer to the final triumph over poverty than ever before in the history of any land.
-- Herbert Hoover (1874-1964)...

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