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Washington, D.C., is the seat of government, and that is where most of the pain is also located!
Washington, D.C., law states that no one shall engage in a pugilistic encounter with a bull.
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage of good government.
In justice to him it should be said that he did not want to. They to...
Washingtonians don't tan, they rust.
Washington is a much better place if you are asking questions rather than answering them.
-- John Dea...
Washington is great! 12 million slugs CAN'T be wrong!
Washington is in the clear upper sky. -- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Eulogy on Adams and Jefferson, Aug.
2, 1826, p. 148...
Washing Windows is better than running them.
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work. -- The Unapplicable Law
Was his. -- Bumpersticke

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