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Watch out, gentle hugs and kisses headed your way!
Watch out guys! Give him room! He's got a MAGNET!!!
WATCH OUT! I'm Locked and Loaded!
Watch out! There's a tagline pirate about!
Watch out, warm fuzzies headed your way!
Watch out when the auctioneer calls some nineteenth-century wine "a graceful old lady whose wrinkles are starting to show through layers of makeup.
That means the wine is undrinkable, and some fool...
Watch out! Your PKZIP is open!
Watch that bottl#@!$ NO PERRIER
Watch the short jokes or I'll bite you on the ankle!
Watch the stars, and from them learn. To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever tracing Newton's ground.
-- Albert Einstein, (translation by Dave Fredrick)...

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