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• It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
  -- A law to reduce crime states -- real standing law in Washington, United States of America...
• N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D. Scotty
• In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dolla
  he right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law....
• Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir.
  Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting....
• FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to D: ^C^C^C^C
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  -- real standing law in Florida, United States of America...
• No, Number One, it is _not_ your turn to say "engage".
• Kentucky law states that a fine of one dollar is to be levied for each cuss word uttered in public.