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Was today really necessary?
Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
Watch as I make this fortune disappear!
WATCHDOG
Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
-- Chiun, in "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins......
Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.
Watch for Terminator III. It has built in access to the IRS.
Watching Oprah causes cancer. Next on Donahue.
Watching television, you'd think we lived at bay, surrounded on all sides by human-seeking germs.
Watching the democratic party in a presidential contest is like watching a washing machine with a defective bearing
It starts up smoothly enough, but soon, it begins to wobble and shake, jumping vio...

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