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• Use a pun, go to jail.
• Use an accordion. Go to jail. -- KFOG, San Francisco
• And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.
  No exceptions. -- David Jones @ Megatest Corporatio...
• And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail.
  No exceptions. -- David Jone...
• Be a hero! Save a whale! Save a baby, go to jail!
• You go to jail for doin' something normal. Ain't no law against peein' in public.
  They get you for indecent exposure. As long as you pee and don't zip your pants down, that's normal....
• Go directly to jail. Do not pass 'GO'. Do not collect $200.00
• Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
• Nightmare: A bard who plays the accordian.