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Truth will come to sight; murder cannot be hid long.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
Truth won't be in till after lunch.
Truth would cease to become stranger than fiction, if we got used to it.
Try adding some spaces! Three to be exact!
Try a new lease on life, and the landlord raises the rent.
Try a new system or a different approach.
Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me. -- Excerpt from insura...
Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not....
Try Borg Dry. "Beer is irrelevant.
Try bungee sex to put the bounce back in your love life!

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