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Try not to let implementation details sneak into design documents.
Try not to salt thy salt. For it is salted afore.
Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives.
Try orange juice and Milk of Magnesia and get a Phillips screwdriver.
Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er...
Try praising your wife even if it does frighten her at first. -- Billy Sunday
Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.
Try Quisinwrite, the combination word processor and food processor, for those who frequently have to eat their words.
Try staring at someone from a substantial distance.
>(Eventually they will turn around.) ASTOUNDING!...
Try 'stty 0' -- it works much better.
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