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Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Try the new TARDIS hard drive: Bigger inside than out!
Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work.
Try this tagline, free. No salesman will call.
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Try to arrange your life in such a way that you can afford to be disinterested.
It is the most expensive of all luxuries, and the one best worth having. -- William Inge...
Try to be like the turtle- at ease in your own shell. -- Bill Copeland
Try to be neat; fall only in designated piles. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
Try to be one of the people on whom nothing is lost. -- Henry Jame
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. -- Ashleigh Brillia

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