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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
Trouble strikes in series of threes, but when working around the house the next job after a series of threes is not the fourth job- it's the start of a brand new series of threes.
-- Avery...
Trouble with you Jewish girls is that your desire to DO is in inverse proportion to your willingness to TALK about it.
-- Slovotsky's Law number Twenty-Three -- Walter Slovotsky, The Sleeping Drago...
Trout fishing. One must be a stickler for proper form.
Use nothing but #4 blasting caps. Or a hand grenade, if handy....
TR: Turn into Rubbish
Truants do it absently.
TRUCE, n. Friendship. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Truck deliveries that normally take one day will take five when you are waiting for the truck.
TRUCK DRIVERS carry bigger loads.
TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road

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