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• TRUCK DRIVERS have bigger dipsticks.
• TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road
• Why does a ship carry cargo and a truck carry shipments?
• Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
• SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into empty OIL DRUMS.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Bad news, drivers. There's an overturned melon truck on the interstate.
  Oh, it's a mess. There's lots of rubber-necking and melon wrestling going on, folks....
• Contrary to popular notion, truck drivers know nothing about good restaurants.
  If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store, and seek out the dishwasher repair man....
• TCP/IP: handling tomorrow's loads today OSI: handling yesterday's loads someday -- Henery Spence
• Ambulance drivers come quicker.