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• Get scared right away; avoid the rush.
  -- Slovotsky's Law Number Thirty-One -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Whatever you want too much, you can't have, so when you REALLY want something, try to want it a little less.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, _The Sleeping Dragon_ by Joel Rosenberg...
• Miscellaneous is always the largest category.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming -- I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it.
  No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky....
• There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
  -- Walter Slovotsky, The Warrior Lives by Joel Rosenberg...
• Gummidge's Law: The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
• Law of Legislative Action: The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.
• Gummidge'e Law The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.