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Trouble always comes at the wrong time.
Trouble at Dartmoor Prison today ... A bomb destroyed the toilet block.
Local residents have complained that, since then, at least twenty inmates have been seen going over the wall....
Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom.
Trouble: Charles Manson. *REAL* Trouble: His evil twin. -- Mister Boffo
Troubled day for virgins over 16 who are beautiful and wealthy and live in eucalyptus trees.
Trouble is like a sieve through which we sift our acquaintances.
Those too big to pass through are our friends. -- Arlene Franci...
Trouble is most often expansive and expensive.
Trouble is only an opportunity in work clothes. -- Henry J. Kaise
Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore...
Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than the sage amongst his books.

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