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• I tried to contain myself, but I escaped!
• You attach this bungee cord, where...? -- Famous Last Word
• I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned.
• Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.
• I bought a cordless extension cord.
• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.
• Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
  -- Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) when informed that his wife was dying...