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Translations from the Husband part 1 of 2
Translations from the Husband part 2 of 2: "I don't want to talk about it" He doesn't want you to talk about it anymore.
Please. "The subject is closed." He'll bring you some flowers. "Let's j...
Translations from the Saleslady, part 1 of 2: "I'm afraid we really don't have anything quite like that.
You're a $19.95 girl prepared to spend $29.95 in an $89.95 store. "Just look at the detai...
Translations from the Wife: "I don't know what you're talking about.
/ She knows exactly what you're talking about. "It isn't what you said, it's the way you said it....
Transplanted from Wisconsin.
Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately!
Transporter room! Duracell! There, that's better.
Transporter Room Three is used - drink!
Transporting really is the safest way to travel. -- Geordi
Transvestite: He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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