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  I said, "Yea, give me what I need." She said, "I don't know what you need" I said, "You started it....
• You didn't say what you said I said you said.
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• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
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  I was honest about it! She looked at me and said, "But you can meet men anywhere....
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  He said, "I bought something for the house." She said, "What did you buy for the house?...
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  Dov was annoyed at Debby's indifference to what he felt was a poor job....
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