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• If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks.
• It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are.
  -- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)...
• If I were any more convenient, I'd be a nuisance.
• Perhaps the most widespread illusion is that if we were in power we would behave very differently from those who now hold it -- whe
  in truth, in order to get power we would have to become very much like them....
• If God were judge and jury, would there be ANY innocents in congress?
• If most of us had it to do all over again, most of us would let someone else do part of it.
• If people said what they thought, most conversations would be very brief.
• If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.