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As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
As the language of the face is universal, so 'tis very comprehensive
no laconism can reach it: 'tis the short hand of the mind, and crowds a great deal in a little room....
As the last syllable of your spell fades into silence, darkness envelops you, and the earth shakes.
Then all is quiet....
As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.
Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. ...
As the old hermit of Prague, that never saw pen and ink, very wittily said to a niece of King Gorboduc, That that is, is.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iv, Sc. 2...
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
-- Woody Alle...
As the purse is emptied, the heart is filled. -- Victor Hugo (1802-1885)
As there are three of us come on purpose for the game, you won't be so cantankerous as to spoil the party by sitting out.
-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act v, Sc. 3...
As the roadies say before the concert, `Let's carve this turkey.'" -- Ian Shoale
As the robot reaches for sphere, an iron cage falls from the ceiling.
The robot attempts to fend it off but is trapped below it....

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