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• As a matter of fact, no, I don't have a life.
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• No matter how much it costs to go to the State University
  it will cost just about five times that much to go to the State Penitentiary, so it is much cheaper to go to the State University and far more interesting and rewarding....
• AQUARIUS (Jan.20 - Feb.18) You are the type of person who never has enough money to do what you want.
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