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Three dreaded words when making love: Ignore the rash.
Three dreaded words when making love: Is that it?
Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
Three free thugs set three thugs free.
Three good meals a day is bad living. -- Ben Frankli
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.
-- Joseph Addiso...
Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write. -- Trollope
Three hours of bluff seaman's talk about picking the weevils out of biscuits and drinking urine is not my idea of entertainment.
-- Edmund to Melchett : Potato...
Three Hundred Baud Tagline.
Three important words of advice to be remembered - Don't give any!

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