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Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
Threek: a fork with a bent tine.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Three may keepe counsayle, if two be away. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. v...
Three merry boys, and three merry boys, And three merry boys are we, As ever did sing in a hempen string Under the gallows-tree.
-- John Fletcher (1576-1625) -- The Bloody Brother, Act iii, Sc. 2...
Three misbegotten knaves in Kendal green. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act ii, Sc.
4...
Three months of summer are a very small reward for six months of winter.
Three Nevers for Proper Gentlemen 1. Never shoot south of the Thames.
2. Never follow whiskey with port. 3. Never have your wife in the morning--the day may have something better to offer....
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)...

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