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Three Hours Of Bluff Seaman's Talk About Picking The Weevils Out Of Biscuits And Drinking Urine Is Not My Idea Of Entertainment.
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Three hours of bluff seaman's talk about picking the weevils out of
biscuits and drinking urine is not my idea of entertainment.
-- Edmund to Melchett : Potato
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Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
Au contraire. I am ecstatic about the whole incident.
I only didn't laugh out loud, because if I did, I fear my _head_ would have fallen off....
Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
The foremost cartographers of the land have prepared this for you.
(Hands Edmund a scroll)...It's a map of the area you'll be traversing (Edmund unrolls i...
My Biscuits are Burnin'! -- Yosemite Sam
I mean, look at this. What is it? I'm surprised you've forgotten, my lord.
I haven't forgotten. It's a rhetorical question. ....