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hread: n. [USENET, GEnie, CompuServe] Common abbreviation of `topic thread', a more or less continuous chain of postings on a single topic.
To `follow a thread' is to read a series of USENET ...
Threatening forces oppose your move to Cleveland.
Threats are illogical, and payment is often expensive -- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.
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Threats don't work with the person who's got nothing to lose. -- Maduro Ash
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help....
Three cheers for life.
Three chickens short of a henhouse.
Three doctors were talking about their favorite patients.
The first said that he preferred operating on Germans because their organs were lined up in exactly the right position....
Three dreaded words: hard disk failure.

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